News I Don't Want to Read {Today, Ever}
"Jury Selected in Boston Marathon Bombing Trial", reports The Crimson today. I don't care.
I am so far beyond caring about where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev ends up that I'm refusing to click on that link, and won't give you a hyperlink here; feel free to search it up on your own, if you like. I am aggressively refusing to care.
Or at least, aggressively refusing to indulge in anything that would incite me to care more than I can possibly avoid.
I mean, look, you can hate the kid. You can meditate on the violence he perpetrated against the city of Boston and the fear that he and his brother struck across our city for days, plural, of 2013. You can follow the news of his trial, conviction, and imprisonment with a carefully-stoked bloodthirst, and feel a measure of closure on behalf of our city when he gets put away for life without parole, or executed.[1] You can live a